On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s d*ck. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.
WRS: I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay!
XN: Neither am I.
WRS: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.
Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence.
WRS: No, we just fell accidentally…
Neighbour: Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.
WRS: No, that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ah…
Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!
WRS: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!!
XN: Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.
WRS: … Just what I was thinking.